I want to stop smoking cigarettes but then I’m afraid I’ll start beating my wife?any help?

Kincaid1 now we know why you're a top contributor of Ettiquette. You're a stuffy ash0le

Have you got some money? Give up smoking and go on a holiday by yourself for a few months while you de-tox. Perfect excuse - fear of being bad husband and imprisonment for assault. Who would deny you a holiday with such a sincere motive?

9 Responses

  1. Susan C Says:

    great commercial…
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  2. mandy Says:

    so you are saying that smoking makes you a better husband?that is just crazy.
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  3. Anna Says:

    GAY!
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  4. jazzyguy17 Says:

    I always wondered why people started smoking in the first place and now you’ve given me some clues. It seems smoking is a substitute for uncontrollable urges like hurting someone, even someone you love. Is that it? I remember my dad smoking when I was a kid and wondering why my mother would marry someone like that. Some things just defy logic I guess
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    life and observing how people behave

  5. Dave Dodson Says:

    this is a real quagmire, if you quit smoking you will be in better health but yours wife health would decline, or if you keep smoking your health will decline but your wife would stay healthy.
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  6. kincaid1 Says:

    Now we know why you are on your sixth account… I’ll move on and not waste my energy on this fake question.
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  7. Macabre Says:

    ROTFL

    oh my gosh…thsi was so funny, i was drinkign and i almost spit it out!!!
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  8. 我愛你 Says:

    well, congrat on stop smoking. And if you hit your wife; I hope her family beat you.
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  9. nelly_num Says:

    Have you got some money? Give up smoking and go on a holiday by yourself for a few months while you de-tox. Perfect excuse - fear of being bad husband and imprisonment for assault. Who would deny you a holiday with such a sincere motive?
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